“I am not a lawyer or an accountant. Any legal or financial advice I give is my opinion based on my experience. Always seek the advice of a professional before acting on something that I might say.
You should assume everything written on this blog is a lie. You should assume I have motivation for linking to everything on this page and will benefit from it somehow. You should assume I am no better then you are and your opinion has just as much weight as mine. You should question everything. You should come up with your own thoughts and opinions and not trust some stupid blogger.
Honest, succinct and directly to the point, ShoeMoney wins today’s unofficial contest for the most creative short-form writing.
(hat tip to Dave Davies who IM’ed the link to me)